2011 TURNIP PRIZE FINALIST AND JUDGING

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"Children in Mead" by Aunt Sponge

 "First Class Mail" by Team GB             

"CheesE" by Andy Gould

 "Half a Stone Lighter" by Mr Fezziwig

"Jamming with Muddy Waters” by Jim Drew

"Fish Full of Dollars”  by Granny Abuse

JUDGES SCORECARD

Marks Awarded

LoE - Lack of Effort

Pun - Pun or Alliteration used in Title

Shit - Is it shit

Disqualification

TmE - Too Much Effort

Unpub - Unpublishable word in title or name

NsE - Not Shit Enough

TURNIP 2011

Title	Who By	LoE	Pun	Shit	TME	Unpub	NSE	Comment
2012 Limpetts	Rings of Steel				X		X
A Great British Pie on Ear	Nigel Annett							Plagarism
A Greek Tragedy	Eugene Ulyssces			X
A Total Cock up	Yusef Floss	X		X				Good Effort
Aim -A Winehouse	Neil Purkey			X	X
Alcopop	P. Artist	X		X				Good Effort
An Entry by Someone	Some One				X			Where do you get your drugs?
Angle of the South	?				X
Beer Can and Eggs	Benjamin Hughes	X		X				Good Effort
Bitter and Twisted	Lesley Watts	X		X				Good Effort
Car-Pet	Stu-art						X
CheesE	Andy Gould	X	X	X				Finalist
Children in Mead	Aunt Sponge	X	X	X				Finalist
Cider with Rose	Al Chetwold	X	X	X				Highly Commended
Cold Snap	I.B. Profen			X
Crocked	Jim Cavener		X	X				Good Effort
Current Bun	Ersin Holio			X
Dropped Stitch	Pearl One				X
Eavis's Ear Off	Dew Dust				X		X
First Class Mail	Team GB	X	X	X				Finalist
Fish Full of Dollars	Granny Abuse	X	X	X				Finalist
Flight Deck	Miles Hyclub	X	X	X				Highly Commended
Fly Tipping	Stu-art				X			Not a big enough bribe!
Fork in Ale	Bardot Mon Peezan Cues			X				Too Northern
Gin Fixed it for Me	Absynth Friend				X		X
Gone Nuts	Lesley Watts	X	X	X				Highly Commended
Gravy Train	Tartan McF**k	X	X			X		Let down by the name!
Hairpin Bend	Clicker						X
Half a Stone Lighter	Mr Feeziwig	X	X	X				Finalist
Half Cut	Lesley Watts							Plagiarism
Hushed Puppy	Jack Russell	X		X				Good Effort
Inbread Family	Layla Baker			X
Ipad Too	Fred Jobs Cider Apple Visionary				X			Ipad could of made the final.
Is Crap Art 'art' or is it Crap	Banksy				X
Jamming with Muddy Waters	Jim Drew	X	X	X				Finalist
Jobless	Mac & Tosh				X		X
Match of the Day	David Hackneyed				X
Meditation of the Nature of Bean	?				X		X
Mind Lapse Gastronomy	Salvador Dilly Dally						X	Was this piece entering by Carol Jepps?
Mould Swine	Chris Mas	X		X				Good Effort
News in Brief	Ed Hitter						X	They are not briefs
Nits in White Satin	Pod McWrong				X		X	See a doctor, they are crabs!
One off the Wrist	Neil Lee Blind						X
Pencilled in and Pointless	Jim Drew			X
Pop eye	Jim Drew			X
Queens Peach	Lady Muck	X	X	X				Highly Commended
Rock and Roll	Just John Jo				X		X	Plagarism
Seeing Red	Raging Bull				X		X
Sews your Face	Miaranda Poss				X		X
Spaghetti Western	Priddy Woman	X	X	X				Highly Commended
Surfin the Net	Queen Anne Bright						X	Plagarism
The Baby Cheeses	F**k Berry					X		Let down by the name!
The Royal Webbing	Charlie Boy				X		X
Turn up Prize	Piggy Gordon AKA Darlene			X	X			You shouldn't of turned up!
Turnip Entry	Deux Chiens	X	X	X				Highly Commended
We're Screwed	Joe Public		X		X
Whirled Piece	C.N.Dee				X
Offside Trap	J. Rat			X				Needs more explanation
Dotty	Kerry Willcox			X				Piece most like its creator
FINALISTS
CheesE	Andy Gould	X	X	X				Finalist
Children in Mead	Aunt Sponge	X	X	X				Finalist
First Class Mail	Team GB	X	X	X				Finalist
Fish Full of Dollars	Granny Abuse	X	X	X				Finalist
Half a Stone Lighter	Mr Feeziwig	X	X	X				Finalist
Jamming with Muddy Waters	Jim Drew	X	X	X				Finalist